Here we go,

you said it, here is your french class

Rofl, I see that I have no choice
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LESSON N1

Let's start with the beginning : understanding your average Frenchie online (textual edition) !

Caption :
"Shorten version - Full version" = English translation (literal = literal English translation/word by word) > Explanation + context

"VTFF - Va Te Faire Foutre" = Go F*ck Yourself/Kiss my A55/F*ck off (literal = "Go make yourself f*cked") > Frenchie don't like you and wants you to leave him alone / he has no argument and wants to shut the discussion down

"TG - Ta Gueule" = Shut up (literal = "Your muzzle/maw") > Can be used without any context, as a free disagreement (or not)

"PT1 - Putain" = F*ck (literal = Whore/Hoe) > Frenchie isn't happy or just got killed/failed something. Can be used as punctuation

"BLC - Bat les Couilles" = I don't give a Sh*t (literal = beating my/our/the balls) > Frenchie will stay in his state and wont change his point of view, meaning that you're wrong or Frenchie did something bad and will keep doing it because he does what he want (can also mean BLanC = white)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoDY9vFAaG8&vl=fr
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That's all for today
The next lessons will follow the same pattern, explaining, "SRX" "CIMER" "ATT" "STV" "A+" "SLT" "JSP" "JCP" "MAJ" "MDR" "JPP" "JTM" "PTDR" "PK" "PCK" "WLH" "WSH" "TFK" "DSL" "TJR" "CC" "CV" "PG" "TKT" and many others...try to find out what are their meaning !

If you have any question about French, ask them, don't wait for the lesson ^^

*insert trollface here : there will probably never have another lesson, BLC

At least I remember "ta gueule"...